Giant Penis

Today I had to stuff a giant penis into a plastic bag.

Actually, it was more like six of them.

No, really. That was part of my job today. The Tricky Dick costume has been marked up from about forty-five dollars last year to about fifty dollars this year. So I had to take them all out of the bags and correct the prices and then put them back in the bags.

I don't know why anyone would buy one of these costumes. I don't know why anyone would want to go to a party as a giant penis. (I don't know why anyone would want to have giant penis either, but that is a topic for a totally different discussion.) I also don't know why anyone would want to go as a Toilet, or Bull Shit, or Poo Poo Platter, or any of that other stuff. Besides, buying a costume like that isn't really funny. Even if you are going to a party with people who would find that funny, it just isn't that funny unless you made the costume yourself. And for that sort of thing, to get the best laugh you have to be person who thought of the thing and made the first such costume.

What does it say about the person who buys and wears this kind of costume, other than he or she doesn't have a good enough figure to pull off one of the better looking costumes?