Monday, July 30, 2007

Sex List

We're having more weird weather here. It just seemed to come out of nowhere. And I was nearly struck by lightning when I was writing this.


I found this on someone else's blog. I don't even read this blog, I just stopped by from another blog and saw this.


First, I'm just going to have a copy of the list without doing anything to it or admitting what I may or may not have done. That way, if someone wants to copy it they won't have to go back and delete the remarks.

Copy this entire list to your blog/journal.
BOLD everything that is true about you.
Leave plain anything that is not true about you.
Put an asterisk next to anything you would like to be true.


1. I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.

2. I have blindfolded someone else during sex.

3. I have had sex while watching porn.

4. I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.

5. I sleep better after sex.

6. There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.

7. The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.

8. I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.

9. I have had sex knowning someone else was watching.

10. I have watched a couple have sex

11. I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.

12. I have had sex over a web cam.

13. I have had a one night stand.

14. I have been tied up during sex.

15. I have had sex with someone who was tied up.

16. I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.

17. I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.

18. I have a foot fetish.

19. I have a leather fetish.

20. I have a tickle fetish.

21. I like being choked during sex.

22. I have had phone sex.

23. I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.

24. I enjoy nudie magazines.

25. Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.

26. I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.

27. I have clicked on porn links in my email.

28. I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.

29. Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.

30. I have given/received a facial.

31. I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.

32. I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.

33. My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.

34. I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.

35. I want to have sex with someone on my blogroll

36. I have had sex at my place of employment.

37. I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.

38. Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.

39. I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.

40. I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.

41. I have had sex under water.

42. I have had sex in the snow.

43. I am in a polyamorous relationship.

44. I have to have music playing while having sex.

45. I have had more than ten orgasms in one night.

46. I have flashed strangers.

47. I have given sex as a gift.

48. I have set-up a three-way for my lover.

49. I have made a video having sex.

50. I have taken nude pictures

51. I have had more than one partner in a 24 hour period

52. I am a member of the Mile-High Club.

53. I have taken a trip longer than an hour just for a booty call

54. I stopped during this list to have sex.






Okay, now it's time for my personal thoughts on the list:



3. I have had sex while watching porn. No. But I've had sex after reading Laurell K. Hamilton so that my partner didn't have to do much work.

5. I sleep better after sex. Of course. But to be specific, I'd sleep better after having a bath after I've had sex.

6. There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating. Are there other kinds of nights? Does counting sheep actually work for anybody?

7. The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex. Well, actually, I think it is. As far as I can remember, it is the only place I've had sex. I refuse to do it in a car, and any other place that I've offered did not meet with my partner's approval.

8. I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate. No. Masturbating is for me, not anyone who might be watching. Mostly, so I can sleep. Why would I want anyone to watch? Especially when I'm trying to get to sleep?

9. I have had sex knowning someone else was watching. No. But his mother did walk in once when we were starting to do something. I pretended that I was asleep and she went away.

11. I have masturbated for someone over a web cam. 12. I have had sex over a web cam. No to both of those. It's amazing to me that anyone would send that sort of thing electronically anyway. It would be my luck that I would set it up wrong like that guy on American Pie. No way.

13. I have had a one night stand. No, I have not. It's always very strange to me that people brag about having one. Why would you ever want anyone to know that? If you've had a one night stand, either it wasn't any good for you, or it wasn't any good for your partner. It was so bad for someone that it isn't worth doing a second time. To be fair, I almost offered for someone who was visiting from Boston. I mean, it wouldn't have been like he was dumping me, he was just going back to Boston. We decided it was better that we just stayed friends. And there was one time that I might have wished was just the one time. The second time wasn't any better.

14. I have been tied up during sex. 15. I have had sex with someone who was tied up. Not me. If there are restriants that have some way to get out of them in an emergency, I'd probably try that. But I was never with anyone who wanted to restrain me that wasn't insulted by my need to be able to get out of the restraints on my own. There was some cop show where they were looking for a rapist, but it turned out that the girl just made up the story after her boyfriend was run over by a bus and she was just too embarrassed to explain that her boyfriend had left her tied up in the room. I couldn't take a chance on something like that happening to me.

16. I have dripped wax onto a lover's body. Well, I think maybe I did, but I don't think it was on purpose.

17. I have had a lover drip wax onto my body. Again, I don't remember it being a planned thing.

18. I have a foot fetish. 19. I have a leather fetish. 20. I have a tickle fetish. No. I do not have a fetish that I am aware of. Though I would have liked to try some costumes and stuff like that.

22. I have had phone sex. No. I like real sex.

23. I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence. I wouldn't say it was on display, and it doesn't met many people's definition of erotic. But my husband has done some art on the computer.

25. **Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget. I only recently found the store, so it's not part of my budget. Unless you could maybe count Spencer's, but I mostly went there for other stuff. Mostly. But no, still not part of my regular budget.

30. I have given/received a facial. I'm not sure what that means. Is it just oral sex? 69 dude!

32. I would participate in sex research given the opportunity. That depends on the research and what I'm expected to do. Take a survey? Sure. Try out a new lubricant in the privacy of my own home. Sure. Be in one of Dr. Kinsey's sex flims? Not going to happen.

33. My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs. That would take too long to explain, so we'll skip this one.

35. I want to have sex with someone on my blogroll. I don't have a blogroll.

36. I have had sex at my place of employment. I am unemployed.

38. Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac. Well, someone might. But it's a normal hormone rush, and it's pretty much on schedule. And it's unbelievable that I actually got complaints over it.

39. I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis. You think?

40. **I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me. I sleep better with someone in the bed with me, but for a good night's sleep he needs to be on his side of the bed.

41. **I have had sex under water. I offered to try to have sex in the ocean, but no.

42. I have had sex in the snow. What is snow?

45. I have had more than ten orgasms in one night. Due to someone not showing the least bit of interest in the hormone rush, I'm not sure I've had much more than that a week.

47. I have given sex as a gift. I have done sexual things that are not my favorite on someone's birthday. Does that count?

48. I have set-up a three-way for my lover. No. I jokingly said that we should have sex while a certain person watched, so that she would get it through her thick head that we were not over. But, she's pretty thick (in more ways than one) and I guess that wouldn't have made a difference to her anyway.

49. **I have made a video having sex. I think that porno tapes that you've made yourself are the only kind that you should watch. But no, I haven't. And I won't now, because that sort of thing requires trust.

50. **I have taken nude pictures. Not only have I not taken nude pictures, but I do not have any erotic pictures of myself that I have wanted for more than ten years, and my husband is a professional photographer. So I guess that I'm never going to get those pictures. Again, that sort of thing requires trust.

51. I have had more than one partner in a 24 hour period. No. I felt bad enough that I kissed two boys in the same weekend.

52. I am a member of the Mile-High Club. No. That would be worse than doing it in a car.

54. I stopped during this list to have sex. I was alone in the house, and it wasn't time to sleep yet, so no, I did not.

6 comments:

David in DC said...

I'm going to take off from the invitation to put an asterisk next to things I'd like to be true:

*I've experienced pon farr.

*I once had a one-night stand with Jessica Rabbit.

*I've was once the entertainment at a bachelorette party. I barely escaped with my life.
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Btw, on your query about question #30: It's not just the activity. It has to do with where he finishes. (Did I put that delicately enough?)
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laughingattheslut said...

Then I guess I have to say I have NOT given a facial.

Did you ever find that list of phone numbers of the ex-girlfriend's other boyfriends with that problem?

You do realize that pon farr only happens once every seven years, right? The theory was that was the only time that they got laid. But that didn't seem to be a problem on Enterprise.

David in DC said...

A) Nor, more to the point, received one, I'm guessing.

B) I knew two of the ex-girlfriend's prior boyfriends, but never had occasion to ask if she'd threatened them with a similarly dire fate if they ever dared finish in her mouth. I never knew any of her subsequent boyfriends.

So I don't know if she performed this conditioning on anyone else, or if it stayed in place for anyone else once their relationships with her ended.

C) That's the great thing about the phrasing of the questions, Which would you like to be true. The pon farr thing would be in the past, so I would have already experienced it and now could boff like a bunny.

Same with the other two items. I don't want to have a one-nighter with my toon ideal now, or entertain at a bachelorette party now. I'm married. The quiz says put an asterisk beside things you'd like to be true of your past.

laughingattheslut said...

I guess I'm still using the term wrong. But no, I haven't, and I'd use death threats if I had to.

Don't you think Katherine Heigl looks a lot like Jessica Rabbit?

Babybull40 said...

That's a pretty heavy list.. I will have to ponder it some more.. before I answer..

laughingattheslut said...

Funny. David thought that there was stuff missing and added to the list. I was wondering what I would add.

Of course, I have always wanted a fire lizard, if not an actual dragon.