Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I don't even know what to call this post

Someone told me that there was something in the Bimbo's blog about her f****** another married man and ruining his life even before we had ever heard of her. So much for her not going after married men. (She says that. She made a big deal about she didn't go after married men, that he was the first. Somehow the fact that she was after my married man didn't count. What? You're not a homewreckingslut if you only wreck one home?)

Anyway, I have read the post in question, and I don't see anywhere that she says he was married. But whatever was going on, she did f*** someone when she knew that she shouldn't, and it did really upset the guy. Ruining his life was mentioned. And again with the she has no regrets. She's determined not to regret anything, so of course she'll never learn from her mistakes. (If you can even call such a thing a mistake after you've very clearly thought about it and knew it was a bad idea, and then did it anyway. I tend to think a mistake is something that is almost an accident or something you did without giving it any thought.)

But whatever. I'm not up to reading through the whole thing again at this point to find out how she ruined the man's life or if he was actually married. But, yes, she's totally into ruining people's lives, not just mine. She supposedly feels bad that she hurts people, but if it is something she wants to do she does it anyway.

But never mind about her. The really funny thing is about her friend. The one that doesn't seem so much into hurting people and destroying marriages and ruining lives, but is really into some strange sex stuff.

For the most part, she seems much smarter than the Bimbo. And she doesn't have anything to do with married men. I am not sure if this is a moral stand, or if she's done that in the past and got hurt, or if she just doesn't think married men are worth the effort. All of that and more are good reasons not to get involved with married men, and she doesn't.

But she wrote the funniest thing a while back.

She said that she wished she had fewer hangups about sex.


The woman is into this S & M bondage stuff.

She's into leather and other weird clothing. (Okay, can't really fault her on that one, just trying to paint a picture. If you know my other identity you know I am not picking on her choice of clothing. This rest of you will just have to take my word for it.)

She's been in a threesome.

She has pretended to be a dog. (I don't think I'll explain that, but I am not referring to a common sex position.)

What hangups does the woman have left?

Does she regret that she's uncomfortable getting involved with married men?

Does she regret that she doesn't get paid for sex?

Does she want to do it on film?

Does she want to do it with animals?

Does she want to do it with someone underage?

Does she need more than two other people in bed with her?


What's left that she has these hangups?

Ask a dumb question....

There were five of them. Five. One, two, three, four, five. F****** five of them together.

She was all sad and sick about her decision to break up with someone. And then....





nobodyinparticular said...

Remaining hangups? Goats. That has to be it. Goats, and maybe trapezes.

The Diva Tee's Thoughts said...

Some people are just selfish, patheic losers with low self esteem. If you regard yourself highly then you will not allow yourself to be involved in situations that are wrong and beneath moral character.

nobodyinparticular said...

Oh. And what to call the post? If it was a day earlier, you could inaugurate a "Tuesday Trollops" series. I'm not sure if "Wednesday Whackos" has quite a ring to it, but something like that might work too.

laughingattheslut said...

Hello to my new reader.

Wednesday Whackos? Tuesday Trollops? I don't know if I want another regular feature. I just knew it couldn't wait til Monday. And unless something really interesting happens, I've already planned the next Monday Moron post.

Doing to go see if Diva has added another post.

Rachel said... about you hire her for a snuff film. That would end the whole thing.

laughingattheslut said...

I don't want the Bimbo's friend in a snuff film. Maybe the Bimbo should be in snuff film, but not her friend.

And I know that I don't have as many readers as Stephen King, but just in case, for the record, etc....

If anyone is planning to do anything to the homewrecker, please take care not to harm any innocent bystanders. No, I don't mean her roommates. As far as I can tell they are drunken sluts as well, though I don't know if they do any actual homewrecking and actually deserve to be snuffed.

No, the innocents I am speaking of are her two cats. One of them is handicapped. Please do not do anything that might harm them in any way. Also, I should hate that something like a fire in the building should harm any other innocents, like a neighbor's caged bird or a pet rat or a baby python.

Okay. I feel much better now. Carry on.

laughingattheslut said...

Oh, I forgot about the hypothetical goat.

Don't hurt the goat.

I know that the Bible says the goat should be destroyed, but I just couldn't do that.

nobodyinparticular said...

I once overheard a guy call home to tell his wife about some roof repair or drywall guy, who was coming to the house, and the repair/drywall guy had to do some work in the bedroom, and his wife had to get the room ready.

He told his wife to "Take down the trapeze, put the goat in the back yard, and send the dwarf home."

Rachel said...

Laughing...sorry, I meant the home wrecker.
You are right. We musn't harm the animals.

playtah said...

Animals are people too! Er..wait....

Geesh. You are right. I don't know what hang-ups she might have. She's apparently done all the normal ones. Hmm...maybe she's predjudiced against midgets.

laughingattheslut said...

It was specifically that she wished she had fewer hang-ups about sex. It wasn't she wished she had few hang-ups in general or something like that anyone might say.

She wishes she was more comfortable having sex with midgets? Maybe.

Anyway, she broke up with the real star of her little soap opera about a year ago. So what else can you follow that up with except having a sex party?

I am not supposed to be doing this. I'm supposed to be praying for the both of them. But I don't want to. I know that others are, but I don't want to. I just can't bring myself to pray for the Bimbo right now. And the other one is just too entertaining, and no one is making her write this stuff.

I want to quote the lady from Green Acres, but I know I'll get it wrong.

A pig is a person to another pig. Or something like that.

David in DC said...

Wouldn't it be hilarious if her hang-ups were completely mundane, like making love with the lights on.

"Bring in the fur-lined cuffs, put on this mint, edible jock-strap and duct-tape that microphone to my inner thigh, but for God's sake keep the lights off."

laughingattheslut said...

It might be something like that.

Actually, I remember reading that a year or two ago she had trouble with oral sex. Not that she didn't like it, not that she minded doing it, just that she worried that she wasn't doing it right.

I realize that I am not an expert on such matters. But, I think that if your mouth is in contact with some part of your partner's body and your partner is not complaining about it, then you're not doing it wrong.

nobodyinparticular said...

Other possible hang-ups for such a person might be:

-Common/normal positions
-Not talking dirty during it