Friday, August 31, 2007

Freaky Friday

Damn, my eyes are messed up this morning. I wish were going out of town next week, but we're not. Not the week after that either. Maybe after that.

I forgot to print the Google search list earlier this week, so I'm probably missing a giant penis or a diet drink or something.

Someone found me by Googling soloflex infomercial. I didn't have anything to say about them. Just someone left me a comment that I was probably going to see dumb stuff like that while I was spending all day watching cable TV.

Someone else was looking for the Marie Callendar semi-annual pie sale. There just doesn't seem to be any info on it. I just happened to be there at the right time last year, in the middle of October. Maybe I'll luck into going again this year.

Someone was looking for Dennigers foods of the world. I know nothing about it. Again, it was a comment someone left for me.

A search for Jimmy Dips Mexican lead someone to my blog. But Jimmy Dips was a Chinese restaurant, so that didn't help.

One reader was looking for the time traveler's wife and journeyman. I wish people looking for that sort of thing would leave comments, but so far they haven't.

Someone whats to know what to do about stolen motel towels. I'm sure I was not of any help there.

I had the usual searches for giant penis, diet drinks, buckets, and Rudy's BBQ. Someone must have really liked the diet drink review, cause they read it twice. I wrote a new post about Rudy's BBQ just for these people, but unfortunately they are still being directed to the older posts.

Someone was looking for expensive tree houses. I happened to see some expensive tree houses at the Dallas Arboretum. They looked like the transpods from the remake of The Fly.

Okay, here's the count for this week:

Giant Penis--1


Diet Drinks--8

People going to hell--0

Rudy's BBQ--4

And the top twelve keywords are now--going the costume giant diet hell how penis husband for what much.


dmarks said...

Expect to see a constant trickle of searches based your Rudy's review from now on. Restaurant mentions tend to do that.

I got a massive amount of hits on the "two moons on monday" thing, even after I blogged about the hits. I'm also now getting a steady trickle of "Death Star" searches bringing readers in. As if I am the first web site to mention the Death Star.

Dame Honoria Glossop said...

I'm going to have to google "Marie Callendar semi-annual pie sale" now to find out what it is.

laughingattheslut said...

Good luck with that one. There isn't much except my blog, and apparently you have to read through half the month of October to find that.

Marie Callender is a chain of restaurants, and we do not have one here. The closest one is a few hours away in Oklahoma. Anyway, we just happened to be there, and they were having a pie sale. The pies were about six dollars, and without the sale they're normally about nine dollars. I think that the idea is to get everyone hooked on their pies so that they'll come back and buy a bunch during their Thanksgiving and Christmas entertaining.

Philip. said...

"so I'm probably missing a giant penis"

Me to :-( LOL

laughingattheslut said...

I have never understood why people are obsessed with a guy having a big penis.

Can't you do more with a smaller one?

evil-e said...

People have called me a big dick, but have not ever accused me of a giant penis....

I really have to try the Google search list one day, I would be very interested to see how I am found at times.