Freaky Friday

Damn, my eyes are messed up this morning. I wish were going out of town next week, but we're not. Not the week after that either. Maybe after that.

I forgot to print the Google search list earlier this week, so I'm probably missing a giant penis or a diet drink or something.

Someone found me by Googling soloflex infomercial. I didn't have anything to say about them. Just someone left me a comment that I was probably going to see dumb stuff like that while I was spending all day watching cable TV.

Someone else was looking for the Marie Callendar semi-annual pie sale. There just doesn't seem to be any info on it. I just happened to be there at the right time last year, in the middle of October. Maybe I'll luck into going again this year.

Someone was looking for Dennigers foods of the world. I know nothing about it. Again, it was a comment someone left for me.

A search for Jimmy Dips Mexican lead someone to my blog. But Jimmy Dips was a Chinese restaurant, so that didn't help.

One reader was looking for the time traveler's wife and journeyman. I wish people looking for that sort of thing would leave comments, but so far they haven't.

Someone whats to know what to do about stolen motel towels. I'm sure I was not of any help there.

I had the usual searches for giant penis, diet drinks, buckets, and Rudy's BBQ. Someone must have really liked the diet drink review, cause they read it twice. I wrote a new post about Rudy's BBQ just for these people, but unfortunately they are still being directed to the older posts.

Someone was looking for expensive tree houses. I happened to see some expensive tree houses at the Dallas Arboretum. They looked like the transpods from the remake of The Fly.


Okay, here's the count for this week:

Giant Penis--1

Buckets--2

Diet Drinks--8

People going to hell--0

Rudy's BBQ--4


And the top twelve keywords are now--going the costume giant diet hell how penis husband for what much.