Friday, September 07, 2007

Freaky Friday

Well, I've now had visits from twenty eight other countries in addition to the usual US, UK, and Canada. And there was that one reader using Anonymouse. Let's see what they wanted.

A lot of people came looking for Rudy's barbecue. Unfortunately, most of them want coupons, which I don't have. Sorry guys.

Someone was searching for homewrecking sluts. I don't think I'm going to comment on them today.

Someone was looking for dumpster divers "half price books." Half Price Books is a bookstore chain in Texas, and I usually end up there at least once a week whether or not we really need another book. Dumpster diving is sort of a sport. I should do a blog post on dumpster diving sometime. I should probably do another one about the bookstore. So far as I know, dumpster diving and the bookstore are not related.

Someone Googled dickel bottle, saurian brandy. I've already done a bit about that. Anyway, I've been lucky enough to find two of the smaller bottles at Goodwills and such for a reasonable price. I kept one and gave the other to my brother for his last birthday. My husband found one of the really big ones at an estate sale and then sold it on ebay.

Someone was looking for Quatermass. Quatermass was an old British sci-fi show. The episode that had the Martian Crickets was later made into a movie and released in this country as Five Million Years To Earth. I always like to hear from fellow fans, but unfortunately these people just don't leave comments.

The usual people wanted to know about diet drinks. Someone else was looking for soloflex infomercial. And another person wanted to find the Marie Callender semi-annual pie sale.

Someone else wanted something nice for my husband. That's the second time I've seen that one. I doubt they found what they wanted in my blog.

Someone Googled "kissed two boys in the same" and was directed to the Sex List post.

Another person Googled book title take over. I don't have a clue what that would be about.

Someone found my blog after a search for relief sculptures.

Someone found my blog while searching for the "edge of hell" kansas city. I love Kansas City in the fall. They already have a few haunted houses open during the weekends. I've been to both The Beast and The Edge of Hell. I forgot to mention in my earlier posts that they do weddings. I've always said that if I ever get married again I'm going to skip all of the drama and just go to Vegas. But there's a couple of other things I would think about like a Star Trek wedding or a wedding at a Ren Fest. But getting married in the werewolf forest at The Beast would also be cool. And wouldn't you just love to be able to tell people that you got married at The Edge of Hell?

Okay, here's the count for this week:

Giant Penis--0

Diet Drinks--3

People going to hell--0

Homewrecking Sluts--2

Rudy's BBQ--5


And the top twelve keywords are now--going the costume hell giant diet for Rudy's how husband penis BBQ

Have fun. Leave comments.


The Diva's Thoughts said...

Ok, how do you get all of that tracking information?

laughingattheslut said...

This is the one I use
but I'm sure there are more

dmarks said...

I think Google has one built in, too. Nothing unusual in my recent results, other than a lack of Christine Baranski Nude, and more Zoltar's than usual.

Philip. said...

I'm just here for the scintillating and amusing posts :-)

dmarks said...

"Dumpster diving is sort of a sport. I should do a blog post on dumpster diving sometime"

That friend of mine that I blogged about who calls me and cries about spam? He used to dumpster-dive for telephone manuals and phone parts.